I've been a bastard.	...and it's startin' to show.  Time to exercise!	I know what you're thinking... "Is she really going to exercise without a bra?"	Well, I'll tell you a secret:  I'm not really exercising in these pics.

I just wanted to show you this 1980's style exercise costume. Check out the leg warmers!	Besides, who would exercise with a full face of make-up, a wig, and pantyhose?  That's crazy!	Yeah... it's a wig.	(gratuitous hanger shot)

Plus, I wanted people to know that they don't need an expensive treadmill in order to exercise.	Here I am doing step aerobics with a common household item - a 30 pack.	But I do recommend investing in a roman chair.	Why do you think they call it a roman chair?

However, I do NOT recommend...	...keeping a fully stocked beer fridge in your exercise room.	It's just...	...not a very good idea.

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