Welcome to JUICY FARMS!	...where we're celebrating MELON MADNESS !!!	We've gone CRAZY over here at JUICY FARMS...	...and are slashing prices BELOW INVOICE !!!! We'll do ANYTHING to sell a melon!	NO,  not free blow jobs smarty pants!

BUT PRETTY DARN CLOSE! Ha ha heh heh!

Hmmm deedle-dee-dum... I'll just stand on the side of the road and wait for a passer-by to notice my juicy melons.	BINGO! Got one! "Stay there... I'll toss it to ya!  Catch this."	(splat) I love it when they miss 'em - DOUBLE SALE! Cha ching!

Melon Madness - for the last harvest of the season...  so don't hesitate.	Rah rah rah!	Get your melons before it's too late!

Look!  I sold so many melons that I have to pick more!

The End

Watermelon Queen 2006

Thank you for crowning me as the MELON QUEEN. It is truly an honour and a privilege.	I will not disgrace this noble title.... for the most part.	Thank you God!  You really were listening.

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