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It's a lovely time of year!
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Fuckin ' holidays! |
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When you have all of the state of the art appliances, like this electric potato peeler, cooking is fun!
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It just means I gotta' do more cookin' and slavin'... |
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It's a Wife-Saver!
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...over this piece of shit stove... |
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I even had time to bake a special coconut cake for my mother-in-law. She'll be so pleased!
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...for all my freeloadin' relatives... |
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And for you children, I made candy apples! I'm serving them to you on the good china... because I have complete faith in you little darlings. Mommy trusts you.
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...and you little rascals.
GET OFF the couch! I don't want it dirty when company comes. |
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I also whipped up a little gourmet cheese and fruit wheel
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My old man wants me to start cookin' better fer him on account of his health. |
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Gouda? Brie? Fresh berries?
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To hell with that! I'll be his cook but I ain't his nurse! |
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Would you like to try a fun cocktail?
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His relatives had better bring somethin' with 'em this time...the spongin' bastards! This spray cheese ain't cheap! |
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The turkey... perfect EVERY time!
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Cheese doodle? Chicken in a Biskit? Olive? |
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I wouldn't dream of allowing you to help me clean up!
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Ohhh these beans smell gooood! We're gonna fart our guts out tonight! |
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Cleaning is a cinch!
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Here pooch, have some bacon. I got lotsa' plates for you to clean later. |
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Spotless... and no streaks!
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Cornbread, fatback, collard greens, beans, and sweet potato pie... I did all the cookin... now whose doin' the cleanin'? |
