"Come on in Sweetie, it's time for our appointment."
"Do you approve of the merch?"
"Then hop in!"
"But first, let me get you a condom."
"Oh you most definitely wear the extra large condoms so I have Magnums for you... and anything else you would like."
Trade Secret: Every John claims he wears Magnum XL's. The truth is, the condom industry knows this and we professionals get to order specially packaged condoms direct from the manufacturer. They are average sized condoms in Magnum XL wrappers. This way, the customer walks away happy and we professionals don't have to go digging for any lost artifacts.
"Now just let me turn my red light on...
...and you can have the red light special...
...which is...
...anything!"
"That was great baby. What's that you ask? Sure we can go again!"
"You're a real stud baby...
...you drive me wild!"
"Ok I know you're finished and all... but could you untie me please?"
Another dick another dollar.
He wasn't too bad though.
I better get him cleaned up and out of here before my 4:30 arrives.
