The grape people contacted me and wanted to
know if I could help them promote the
greatness of grapes.  (Apparently, they got
my number from the cherry people.)  
Well, I like grapes!  So, here is my contribution
to the grape industry:

The grape industry got a bad rap in the 1960's from a boycott
I say boycott bras!
There's lots of things you can do with grapes!
Like... pick grapes naked..
...pose with grapes..
..cover your nips with grapes..
...crawl with grapes..
...make wine...
... or just squish grapes between your toes!
But why make wine the old fashioned way when there are so many quality screwcap varieties readily available.  
BUY GRAPES!

(AND GRAPE PRODUCTS)

I'll feed the squished grapes to the neighbors chickens. Chickens love grapes too!

(Oops! Neighbor caught me)

"Hey Tom!... Yeah I know the chickens don't care what I'm wearing when I feed them..." 

 

 

  

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