Ha! I've got a winter's worth of wood!
I've got all this wood because I chopped it myself.
 

That's hard work.  When you live on a farm, you need a sturdy woman.
Now exuse me while I get more wood.

Hey! Did ya' SEE that ass?  Do you want a gratuitous close-up?

 

   

(gratuitous close-up)

 

Yeah...lumberjacks have pretty good asses...
...but they probably don't smell as good as us lumberjills.

That's because us jills like baths.
Luxurious, bubbly baths by the fire.
    

See!
The dirt comes right off...
...and I smell like Ivory soap once again.

These feet will even clean up real good with a little pine-tar soap. 
But I'll wash my feet...
...right after I finish enjoying my luxurious bath by the fire.

          

      

 Next time I'll bring the soap if you bring the wood.

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