(Click on any picture to enlarge) Cherry Brady: Public Info! To go to the eboobstore, COPY the URL below and http://www.eboobstore.com/customer/model.php?modelid=1484 To go to the IMBD, COPY the URL below and http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1410115/ Secret Stuff! Born! 12/25/70 Bra Size! 36G Shoe Size! 6.5 Dick Size! N/A Wiping Pattern! Front to Back
All My Favorites! Lube! Sex Grease Position! Spoon Food! Beans, Avocados Vegetable! Collard Greens Fruit! Cherries, Mangos, Oranges, Apricots, and Blueberries. Dessert! Flan Condiment! Tabasco Condom Mint! Peppermint flavor Color! Green, and Orange Word! Bamboo Animal! Pigeons. No one ever likes pigeons. I like them! Did you know they mate for life? Brand of Glass Cleaner! I still prefer good ol' vinegar and water over the leading brand. Musical Instrument! Accordian
(Click on any picture to enlarge) Two Things That Bother Me! #1) Breast reductions! Please see my comprehensive page on this site devoted to this subject. Another thing that falls into the same category is a less popular, but ever increasing threat called labiaplasty. Women who get this think their pussies are ugly and have their inner labia trimmed down. Ridiculous! A damn shame! Don't they know there are plenty of men (and women) who think pussies are beautiful individual works of art?
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#2) Have you ever been dining at a restaurant and someone walks up to your table to introduce themselves or they are a distant acquaintance or whatever and they want to shake your hand? If you are that person who keeps extending your germ infested, butt picking hand to some poor diner who is just about to lift a taco to their lips, STOP IT, dammit!
Shit You Can Quote!
"Life is a gift and I want to honor that. I want to live! I take the cup of life and guzzle it! I don't sip it and leave stuff at the bottom!" ~ Cherry Brady ~ "If people spent more effort working on their interior qualities such as character, personality and integrity, instead of nitpicking every perceived flaw on their exterior, then this world would be a much better place." ~ Cherry Brady ~ "Hire whores! They're cheaper in the long run!" ~ Amy Sedaris, Strangers With Candy "It's not who you are that holds you back, it's who you think you're not." ~ Unknown "Whether you think you can or think you can't, you are right." ~ Henry Ford "Be the change you wish to see in the world." ~ Gandhi ~
Five Star Flicks So you think you'd want to curl up on the couch and watch TV with me - eh? Well, this is the type of stuff you'd have to suffer through: Pulp Fiction, Office Space, Hairspray,(or any John Waters movie), Frankenhooker, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, If Hitler Had a Girlfriend, Dirty Harry (and any in the series), Born Losers (a Billy Jack movie), Kingpin (w/Woody Harrelson), The Fly, In the Cut, Fight Club, Super Troopers, Anything Else (or any Woody Allen movie), The Cable Guy, Boogie Nights, The Evil Dead (all three), Mother's Day (a Troma film), Bubba Ho-Tep, The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (old & new), The Devil's Rejects, Basket Case, Dead Ringers, The Quick and the Dead, The Dreamers, Re-Animator, Brain Damage, Terminator 2, Cannibal! The Musical, Detriot Rock City, Napolean Dynamite, Major Payne, Goodfellas, Enter the Dragon, Full Metal Jacket. Supervixen. Five Star Sitcoms Most people could get through my movie list, but bugger out on me when it comes to a show like Cop Rock. Strangers with Candy, Reno 911, Sledge Hammer, Sanford and Son, Beavis & Butthead, Cop Rock, The Benny Hill Show, King of the Hill, Pee Wee's Playhouse.
Five Star Pornos Yes Pornos! I could mention the ones I am in like Ultimate Cherry and Voluptuous Xtra 8, but I won't. It's no secret... I like 80's porn! The 1980's and earlier were porns best years, I believe. The earlier porn on film is arguably even better but it was before my porn watching era so I am not as close to it as the 80's stuff. A lot of money used to be spent on porn movies because they were actually movies. Many would have been good movies even WITHOUT the sex! I have even seen a high speed car chase in a porn! In a blurry era sometime after the 80's, production companies had more and more competition with amatuer videos and whatnot. The best companies like Essex and Caballerro even started skimping on the movies , probably because it didn't matter - a guy with with a home video camera could hire some prostitutes and make a movie - and people would still buy it. Well I'm not ashamed to say that I miss the plots and corny storylines and all the frills. Well here are a few that that I enjoyed the most plus some non-1980's that I like as well: Suzie Superstar, The X-Factor (1984 Hollywood Videos), The Filthy Rich (1980 Caballero), Every Woman Has a Fantasy, Stiff Competition, Video Tramp, Talk Dirty to Me, My Party Doll, 1001 Erotic Nights, Sexworld, Dogwalker, Double Feature, Taboo, French Finishing School, Beyond Desire, Farmers Daughters, Dames, Insatiable, Oral Majority, Girls of Double D, Night Games, Dirty Dreams, Neon Nights, Ten Little Maidens, New Wave Hookers.
What's in My Fridge?
STAPLES: unsalted organic butter, salted organic butter, garlic, miso (soybean/rice paste), tahini (sesame seed butter). flour, parmesan cheese, dijon mustard, yellow mustard, garlic, catsup, sweet relish, horseradish. OTHER STUFF: bacon, Daisy Light sour cream, pickled okra, pickled jalapenos, fresh jalapenos, Mochi (sweetened pressed rice), bread, tofu, fresh mint, homemade salsa, cooked wild rice, feta cheese, extra sharp white cheddar cheese, single serving applesauces, eggs (from the neighbor's chickens), organic baby carrots, organic red carrots, raw spinach, pomegranite seeds (from my tree), organic celery, slicing tomatoes, iceberg lettuce, avocados, flax meal, kiwis, almonds, macadamia nuts, cashews, Laura Scudder's Organic Natural Peanut Butter, green olives, light whipped cream, A-1, dill slices, flax oil, Jaro-dophilus and other various supplements, balsamic glaze, yogurt, cat and dog vaccines. BEVERAGES: Diet Pepsi 2 liter bottles, asstorted cans of diet sodas, 3 cans regular soda (for company), 2 juice boxes, water, organic milk, slim-fast, robust beer for cooking, grape Manischewitz (from "Grapes Are Good Too"), sparkling cherry juice, orange juice. FREEZER: Various homemade frozen dinners, various store bought frozen dinners, chicken breasts, raw shrimp, spinach raviolis, homemade sourdough garlic bread, peas, green beans, chocolate chips, corn tortillas, wheat tortillas, pitas, pomegranite seeds, lemon juice. What you're wondering where the beer is? No fear.... I have a special beer refrigerator out by the pool. It's always stocked and ready for a party!
Confessions of a Voluptuous Magazine Junkie I don't have every V-mag ever printed but I sure have a lot! Spread out on my king sized bed is almost every V-mag I ever bought. I couldn't even fit them all on the bed! In one picture I am holding up the very first Voluptuous Magazine I ever bought - July 1995. Now I have V-mags with ME in them! Lots of them, in fact... and movies too!
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